I arrive at a Sainsbury's car park and park. I'm in no mood to chat to anyone, just go in, shop, go home. Instead a man shouts at me from the shop door.
'Cor___t___sh'
I didn't catch that. 'Sorry?'
'Kort__osh'
Still no idea. 'Sorry I just want to shop.'
'KoraWorch?'
I check my car isn't parked in a priority zone, then look at him utterly bemused and annoyed he's still shouting when I'm standing right in front of him. 'No thanks.' I start walking off.
'Korworch????!!!'
This nutter is still shouting, he clearly doesn't speak English and I haven't done anything to warrant this abuse. Then I notice his trolley of mops and soaps.
He was asking me if I wanted my car washed. I turn around and say 'No thanks' before whizzing off to do my shopping.
