UK - the conservatives don't like unions / weather is c-c-c-cold
USA - Obama has problems
Africa - Sudan split / Tunisia blew up / Egyptian army gives people a shower / Mandela is OK
Asia - Burma still confused over definition of democracy / China adopts property tax
Latin America - Mine explosion in Colombia / Free homes for wet Brazilians
North America - US trains gay troops / Piano on Miami beach
Middle-East - Yemen on fire / Palestine on fire / Iraq on fire
But we'll be fine because Andy Murray won his semi-final match in Oz :)
